50 Funny Posts From An Online Group Called “Delusions Of Adequacy”
by
Helen C. Forrester
Whatever you say, you won’t persuade me that every one of us is completely devoid of nerdiness. This section of Reddit might be perfect for you if you’re a solid nerd-overlord who points out not-so-obvious things that make the rest of the crowd shrug in perplexity. The “Delusions Of Adequacy” subreddit is a group where people may share strange, nerdy, and geeky things, all of which is mysteriously explained by the group’s description: “the road to adequacy leads through the dark forest of your own inadequacies.”
So let’s take a walk down that forest road and see where it leads us!
Table of Contents
#1 Use Satire Responsibly, I Don’t, But I Try
#2 Stop Being So Stupid humans!
#3 Please And Thank You
#4 It’s The First Of December, My Favourite Season, the Dissing-Christmas-Meme Season
#5 D&d Usually Aren’t Good, But I’d Watch This One
#6 I Found The Perfect Description Of My Personal Delusion Of Adequacy
#7 There’s No Time Limit On Having Fun Unless You Put It There Yourself
#8 If Ignorance Is Bliss, This Guy Must Be The World’s Happiest Little Fool
#9 The Best And The Worst Sherlock, You Know Which Is Which…
#10 I Mean Printers Do Stuck, It Is Known
#11 Make It A little Less Strange, By Staying Home If You’re Sick
#12 You Can Only Know Yourself, By Telling Yourself The Truth
#13 technically Correct, the Best Kind Of Correct, Until Someone Starts Crying…
#14 I Don’t Usually Support The Use Of Math, But I’ll Allow it…
#15 Why Think For Yourself When You Can Autocomplete
#16 References Should Go Both Ways, Just Because I’m A Dick Doesn’t Mean You’re Not One Too
#17 I Like To Think I’m Eclectic, But Not Eclectic Enough For Country Music
#18 Someone Just Give The Poor Thing A Compliment Before I Start Crying…
#19 That’s How I Fell About Being Human!
#20 A Sith Does Not What The F, They Are The F
#21 Obvious repost Deserves to Be reposted Everyday…
#22 First You Cry, Then It Starts To Make Sense, That’s How To Know It’s Mathematics
#23 Theft Is Only Theft When The Poor Do It…
#24 And Now I Need Answers As Well!
#25 Boring People Are Easily Bored…
#26 Sound Right, I Too Hate Excel Xd
#27 There’s Nothing Like The Taste Of Stale Russian Despair
#28 Let’s Get Super-Weird!
#29 Don’t Ask Questions You Don’t Want To Know the Answer To Xd
#30 5, Final Answer!
#31 You Can have Both, Don’t Let Anyone Tell You That You Can’t
#32 I’ve Got My Business Griefcase And I’m Going To The Office, yeah That Works!
#33 Agreed, Why Can’t I Just Do It Once And Stay Fit Forever?! It’s Unfair!
#34 Community, Watch It, Live It, Love It…
#35 I Was Doing Homework When I Did This…
#36 It’s Almost All Worked Out, And There Certainly Won’t Be Any New Questions We Still Don’t Know About
#37 You Never Forget Your First Map
#38 “Ron And Harry, Stop Being So Stupid” Would Work Well As A Title For All The Books
#39 Don’t Be Sad Voldemort, I’m Sure You Did Your Best, And That’s All We Ask
#40 Family Is The Ultimate F-Bomb
#41 Opinions Are 100% the Truth All The Time! Guaranteed… Not Fact Checked
#42 Individuals Must Save So Corporations Can Waste…
#43 Still Better Than Human Colonialism…
#44 Gardeners, Avoid Existing In Their Realm If Possible Xd
#45 That Sounds Right, And Feel Free To Multi-Class
#46 So, is There Like A Website Where I Can Sign Up Or What?
#47 All Superheroes Are Now Slaves Of Big Business, Just Like Everyone Else :p
#48 Look At These Peas! Look At Them!
#49 Why Would I Use ‘Said’ if I Could Use ‘Nutted’, It Doesn’t Make Any Sense
#50 I ALways knew My Uselessness Would Be Useful Someday