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mealsky – 2008-10-26 16:50:33Yea I agree Dannybeckman, stop hating on the list because all of his jokes are so damn funny. Here’s one of my favorites: They could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn&rsquot even care. I can&rsquot imagine 5 years from now saying, &ldquoDamn, remember sesame seeds What happened All the buns are blank They&rsquore going to have to change that McDonalds song to, 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a&hellip bun. &ldquoWhat&rsquos a sesame seed grow into&rdquo I don&rsquot know, we never give them a chance. What the fuck is a sesame It&rsquos a street. It&rsquos a way to&hellip open.. shit. How does a sesame seed stick to a bun That&rsquos fuckin&rsquo magical. There has to be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they&rsquore adhesive on one side. Peel off the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular You gotta listen to the audio though to really appreciate it.

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